Happy Easter from Uncle Bill

"I was over in Australia during Easter, which was interesting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do: commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.

Now, I wonder why we're fucked up as a race. Anybody got any clues out there? Where do you get this shit from? Why those two things? Why not goldfish left Lincoln logs in your sock drawer? As long as we're makin' shit up, go hogwild, you know? At least a goldfish with a Lincoln log on its back going across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it.

'Mummy, I woke up today and there was a Lincoln log in me sock drawer!'
'That's the story of Jesus!'

Who comes up with this shit? I've read the Bible, and I can't find the word 'bunny' or 'chocolate' anywhere in that fuckin' book." - Bill Hicks